Festive Bovine Enthusiast T-Shirts

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Christmas Pets

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Sick Rancher Humor

"You're famous, Angus."

THe UDDER Side

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Carpet Cows

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

It was an impulse buy.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

Triple Sock Cow

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"