Festive Bovine Enthusiast Pillows

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Christmas Pets

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Pull the udder one

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Sick Rancher Humor

"You're famous, Angus."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Carpet Cows

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

It was an impulse buy.

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

COW. JUST COW.

'You two, sort it out!'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

'I love you guys!'

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

Triple Sock Cow