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Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"You're famous, Angus."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

THe UDDER Side

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Cow Pollen

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Cow Wash Cycle.

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Cow Pilot.

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Carpet Cows

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

It was an impulse buy.

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

Triple Sock Cow

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."