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Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"You're famous, Angus."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Cow Pollen

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Cow Wash Cycle.

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Carpet Cows

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Cow Pilot.

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

It was an impulse buy.

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

Triple Sock Cow

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

'You two, sort it out!'

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

'When a cow laughs real hard, does milk come out of her nose?'

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"