Bovine Boogie Enthusiast Gifts

Are you copying my 'moves'?

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Dance.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You're famous, Angus."

THe UDDER Side

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Carpet Cows

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

It was an impulse buy.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

'You two, sort it out!'

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

COW. JUST COW.

Dance Crossing

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

'I love you guys!'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Triple Sock Cow