Boogie Enthusiast Gifts

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'It's the boogie man!'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Dance.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Dance.

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

Dance Crossing

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

"I think I should have got them a bigger trampoline."

Trampoline

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

The Apis Dance Studio

"O.K. guys, I gotta bounce."

Face Painting, Petting Zoo, and Bouncy House

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

Olde Time Dance Society

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

Super high bounce trampoline park

"Hey, folks - assuming everyone is on board, and barring any unforeseen technical glitches - it's showtime."

The Booo-gie, Whooo-gie Booo-gle Boys from Company B.