Boogie Dancer Gifts

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

In, out, shake it all about.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Dance.

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

The Stripper

"You've got night fever."

Disco Dancing

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

Dance Crossing

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

A beekeeper with their bees

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

Swan Lake Auditions

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

'There's going to be a lot of blame thrown around. Remember to bob and weave.'

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

Bell Bottoms

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."