Boogie Aficionado Gifts

Dance Crossing

Dance.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'So, who's not a happy bunny?'

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

"Take me to David Bowie."

Bootsy Collins

Easter Bunny HQ. United States. If all these states can move up their primaries, why can't I move Easter ahead of Valentine's Day?!

Trampoline

"I think I should have got them a bigger trampoline."

"This year I decided to get my hare dyed instead."

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

The Apis Dance Studio

Olde Time Dance Society

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

Face Painting, Petting Zoo, and Bouncy House

"O.K. guys, I gotta bounce."

Bungee Emergency Clean Up.

Super high bounce trampoline park

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

"You've got to hit the trail early in the morning to have any hope of hopping."

The next time you beam up a pair of bunnies, make sure they're the same gender.

"Easter's over. This is the apocalypse bunny."

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

I wish I'd never bought them that swing!