Chicken Boogie Enthusiast Gifts

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

The Rooster Comedian.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Dance.

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

A bit of Newlyn.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

Free Range Chickens

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Chicken Road Crossing

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

A hen pushes a egg carton on wheels containing her chicks.

"I was hoping you'd have outgrown that by now."

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

Chicken: the one-man show

Early Learning Centre

A chicken coop goal.