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"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

The Rooster Comedian.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Dance.

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

A bit of Newlyn.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Free Range Chickens

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Chicken Road Crossing

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

A hen pushes a egg carton on wheels containing her chicks.

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

"I was hoping you'd have outgrown that by now."

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

Chicken: the one-man show

Early Learning Centre

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

"I'm being promoted in the company's pecking order."