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'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

A bit of Newlyn.

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Stonehens

Chicken Road Crossing

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"