Chicken Dance Enthusiasts Mugs

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'They call it the people dance.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

A bit of Newlyn.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

Free Range Chickens

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Chicken Road Crossing

Stonehens

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'So, the egg WAS first.'

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'