Chicken Lovers Mugs

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Are you really noah?"

A chicken blows a bubble

"Kind of ironic that Jerry and Roger ended up this way since they never could stand each other."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"Yes, this perfume does make you smell scrumptious, but. . ."

"I see you being part of someones bucket list. . .Do you know a 'Colonel Sanders?'"

Chicken Road Crossing

The Rooster Comedian.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'They call it the people dance.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

A bit of Newlyn.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"