Chick Lover Mugs

Surprised cook.

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

A bit of Newlyn.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Chicken Road Crossing

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

"Spring Chicken"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Stonehens

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"