Chick Lit Enthusiast Mugs

"Go bother your mother. She's only reading chick lit."

The Rooster Comedian.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

A bit of Newlyn.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Stonehens

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

Chicken Road Crossing

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'So, the egg WAS first.'

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

A hen pushes a egg carton on wheels containing her chicks.

Chicken: the one-man show