Chick Flick Enthusiast Mugs

'This theatre plays a lot of chick flicks.'

"Hollywood knows if they make sappy, romantic movies, girls will drag their stupid boyfriends to the theater. I can't wait to be dragged to a chick flick."

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'This race is simply too close to call.'

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

Dogs and Chickens

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

A bit of Newlyn.

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Free Range Chickens

Stonehens

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Chicken Road Crossing

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'So, the egg WAS first.'