Chick-lit Lover Mugs

"I understand you ladies are quite into Romantic Fiction...like to come up to my room and make some?"

"I couldn't believe it either, but Heaven really is a dumbed-down book fair."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Glance Exchange

Moby Dick

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Wash your hands

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Jack in the Box

Football/Soccer bubbles

Love is an many splendoured thing

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Snow globe

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

Lowbrow Lolita

Stonehens

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Caution Dry Rot

Chicken Road Crossing

The Critic...

'Medea' Studies

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

Greek goddess

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

"... and they never write or visit!"