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"I understand you ladies are quite into Romantic Fiction...like to come up to my room and make some?"

"I couldn't believe it either, but Heaven really is a dumbed-down book fair."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Glance Exchange

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Laughing Zone Ahead

Moby Dick

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Wash your hands

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Football/Soccer bubbles

Jack in the Box

Love is an many splendoured thing

Snow globe

The Critic...

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Lowbrow Lolita

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

Caution Dry Rot

Chicken Road Crossing

Stonehens

'Medea' Studies

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

Greek goddess

"... and they never write or visit!"