Chimp Lover T-Shirts

'You're right - he's trying to communicate.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Glance Exchange

Laughing Zone Ahead

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

Wash your hands

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Love is an many splendoured thing

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Jack in the Box

Football/Soccer bubbles

Snow globe

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

Caution Dry Rot

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

Greek goddess

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

A Clown plays their tongue as a musical instrument

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

Arabian Nights.

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Monkey casino study.

'Look Mum: I'm Platypus in Boots!'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

Surprised cook.

"You will marry a tall,dark, handsome couple..."

"Fairy Friday."

Everything looks better through rose-tinted glasses.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

'Did you try to light the wick on my beret?'

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

'Coffee, tea, or banana?'