Quip Lover T-Shirts

'Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.'

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

'Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!'

"Are you doing anything later?"

"Freudian Slip"

"I love you, you big fool."

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

'Could you give us a push?'

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

Jokes machine.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Sharp Eyes

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Bat out of Hell

Time Table

Ask Sadie

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

Teddy Boys' Picnic

The First Commuters

Backdoor

Tough Love 2000

Wise Cracker

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

'His dad was a standup. He's a quip off the old block.'

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

Figure of Eight

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

Bored Room

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

Strike A Balance