Quip Lover Pillows

'Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.'

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

'Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!'

"Are you doing anything later?"

"Freudian Slip"

"I love you, you big fool."

'Could you give us a push?'

Jokes machine.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Sharp Eyes

Time Table

Teddy Boys' Picnic

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Bat out of Hell

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

The First Commuters

Backdoor

'His dad was a standup. He's a quip off the old block.'

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

Tough Love 2000

Wise Cracker

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

Bored Room

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

Back Down

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Strike A Balance

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

Figure of Eight

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."