Quill Lover Pillows

Porcupines finally discover something to do besides just waddling around.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Do me next."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Be or be not. There is no question."

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

Teddy Boys' Picnic

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

Man guarding a written border.

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

Hopeless Romantic - "I wandered lonely as a hat..."

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

James Boswell

Upstart Crow

Mom's House O' Chili.

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

'I knew you'd like the chili, I made it with your '45 Chateau Latour.'

Quill

'Well, I told you not to have the chili...you know it gives you gas!'

Book shop

"Freudian Slip"

'Hey! My Chili is Chilly!' 'I'll add some Chilies!'

Quill ?

The British Society of Campanology...

Quill helpline

Porcupine Acupuncture

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.