Quill Conqueror Pillows

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Do me next."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Homo Gamus

Gamers

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

Man guarding a written border.

Hopeless Romantic - "I wandered lonely as a hat..."

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

". . . And you thought last month's sales figures just happened?"

James Boswell

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

Quill

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

Quill ?

Book shop

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

'Remember, folks, don't try this on your own!'

Quill helpline

Porcupine Acupuncture

Poet

"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."

Writers