Quill Conqueror Pillows

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Do me next."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Homo Gamus

Gamers

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

Man guarding a written border.

Hopeless Romantic - "I wandered lonely as a hat..."

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

". . . And you thought last month's sales figures just happened?"

James Boswell

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

Quill

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

Book shop

Quill ?

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

Quill helpline

Poet

Porcupine Acupuncture

Writers

"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."