Quill Collector Pillows

Ostrich Feather Revenge

Bird writing with own feather.

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

"He sells his quills dirt cheap. It's on the ink and parchment that he gets you."

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

Man guarding a written border.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Do me next."

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Out of kilter.

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Shakespeare Street

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

Larry's Literary Market