Quill Pen Aficionado Pillows

A stand-in secretary

'Writer of drama'

January, Febuary, Mortuary.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Do me next."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Je Suis Charlie

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Weapens of Mass Instruction

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Man guarding a written border.

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Pencil sharpeners in hell

Hopeless Romantic - "I wandered lonely as a hat..."

James Boswell

Upstart Crow

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Spilled Ink