Quirky Quill Wielders Pillows

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

"Do me next."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Be or be not. There is no question."

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

Teddy Boys' Picnic

Man guarding a written border.

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

Hopeless Romantic - "I wandered lonely as a hat..."

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

Forrest Gander

James Boswell

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Cow cartooning block.

Upstart Crow

The sword is mightier than the pen.

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

Pen mightier than sword.

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

Quill

Quill ?

Book shop

Writer Crisis

Quill helpline

Porcupine Acupuncture

Poet

"Oh, that's Herbert's muse."

Woman writer writing romantical about writing on her unromantic computer

Writers