Quill Connoisseur Pillows

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Do me next."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Be or be not. There is no question."

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

S**t Threw a Goose

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"I feel a draft."

Man guarding a written border.

Hopeless Romantic - "I wandered lonely as a hat..."

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

Upstart Crow

James Boswell

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

Quill

Squawk dirty to me...

"Have you met my wing man?"

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

Quill helpline

Poet

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

Porcupine Acupuncture

"Her name is 'Precious', but her nickname is 'why we can't have nice things.'"

After-Death Mints

Woman writer writing romantical about writing on her unromantic computer

'We don't own a shredder. We just hang sensitive material on the furniture and let the cat take care of it.'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

'Writer of drama'

Writers

"He sells his quills dirt cheap. It's on the ink and parchment that he gets you."