Quirky Quill User Pillows

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"Do me next."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

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A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Ostrich Curoisities

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Man guarding a written border.

Hopeless Romantic - "I wandered lonely as a hat..."

James Boswell

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

Quill

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

The Water Diviner

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

Computer problems

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

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