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I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"Do me next."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

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A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Ostrich Curoisities

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Man guarding a written border.

Hopeless Romantic - "I wandered lonely as a hat..."

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

James Boswell

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

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Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

The Water Diviner

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

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