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"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."

"Do me next."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

'Is the water cold?'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Schrodinger's kittens

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

Hopeless Romantic - "I wandered lonely as a hat..."

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

James Boswell

'Mr. Simmons, we've been asked by the entire world to make you wear these.'

Quill

So, do you have any hidden talents?

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

He's not going to say anything. He just likes to lick his glove.

Dirty Old Man

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."

Peg Party.

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

"We're all good here. . . thanks anyway."

Book shop

Quill ?

The British Society of Campanology...

"Have you met my wing man?"

"The job will demand a touch of crazy, but no experience is necessary...we'll train you!"