Quill Collector Mugs

Ostrich Feather Revenge

Bird writing with own feather.

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

"He sells his quills dirt cheap. It's on the ink and parchment that he gets you."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

Man guarding a written border.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Do me next."

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Say hello to my little friend."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Out of kilter.

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Shakespeare Street

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Larry's Literary Market

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."