Quill Lover Gifts

Porcupines finally discover something to do besides just waddling around.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Do me next."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Be or be not. There is no question."

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

Teddy Boys' Picnic

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

Man guarding a written border.

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

Hopeless Romantic - "I wandered lonely as a hat..."

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

Upstart Crow

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?

James Boswell

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

Mom's House O' Chili.

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

Quill

'I knew you'd like the chili, I made it with your '45 Chateau Latour.'

'Well, I told you not to have the chili...you know it gives you gas!'

"Freudian Slip"

Quill ?

'Hey! My Chili is Chilly!' 'I'll add some Chilies!'

Book shop

The British Society of Campanology...

Quill helpline

Poet