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Sport Darwinism

Mom's right. We both look and act like chimps.

Celebrating the Chinese New Year of the Monkey

"No-one's noticed the difference yet. . !"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

(Camel paintings)

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Mohammad's motors

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Witches Checkout.

Reindeer

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

'I love rock festivals!'

"Spring Chicken"

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

"Let's just do the top layer."

Ship in a Bottle

Cherub string quartets

"In heaven there are no trees."

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Circus Baby.

Antique oriental carpets.

Naomi Osaka

'Not bad for a computer, but the chimpanzee's work had more feeling.'

Music. Sale Pop. Sale Bin. Wow! They're practically giving away these CD's from the 80's! Cher prices have plummeted!

An snail shell with a chimney

"I'm here researching a role. I'm about to play a Senator."

'So we meet again...'

"I don't want them overexcited,so we don't say T-R-E-A-T around Buddy or B-E-E-R around Bob."