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"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

'Okay. Job hunting. Pure focus. No distractions.'

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'I don't like to take chances.'

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

Way too much anthropomorphising

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

Frederic Chopin.

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Monkey casino study.

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

Sport Darwinism

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

Celebrating the Chinese New Year of the Monkey

Little known evolutionary steps.

"No-one's noticed the difference yet. . !"

"The bird feeder is empty again."

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

'You're right - he's trying to communicate.'

Tonight - First Solo Performance of Chopin's Piano Duet (pianist has 4 hands).

Parakeet Quarrels

"Sometimes I unwind too fast, and it makes me a little dizzy."