Chopin Enthusiast T-Shirts

Tonight - First Solo Performance of Chopin's Piano Duet (pianist has 4 hands).

Frederic Chopin.

Baby Piano

'I don't like to take chances.'

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Biker chopper shopper

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

Trilby - 'Un Impromptu de Chopin'.

"Happy Master's Day."

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Sport Darwinism

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

Trike lowrider

"If winning isn't everything, why do you break down and cry when your stocks fall?"

"The bird feeder is empty again."

"No-one's noticed the difference yet. . !"

Celebrating the Chinese New Year of the Monkey

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

Revolutionary Study

"What kind of fire, hon - oak, maple, or apple?"

"Sometimes I unwind too fast, and it makes me a little dizzy."

Proud to be posh!

Self-eating Chips

Bowling.

"Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks, or you don't ."

Mom's right. We both look and act like chimps.