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Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like to take chances.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Flight Socks.

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

"You do not have a QR-Code."

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

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'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"I'll give you this if you don't tell Dad."

Bev puts on an old favorite

I warned you to keep it low!

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

Frederic Chopin.

Life in the Fast Lane.

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

Airline concerns.

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

"We have room on flight 24 for your luggage, but not for you."

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

Multiple Migs

Dave - We need you back at the office.

Setting Cabin Temperature