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Rescue helicopter sees a hash-tag SOS

Trike lowrider

Biker chopper shopper

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like to take chances.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Flight Socks.

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

"You do not have a QR-Code."

bird

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"I'll give you this if you don't tell Dad."

Life in the Fast Lane.

Bev puts on an old favorite

I warned you to keep it low!

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

Frederic Chopin.

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

Airline concerns.

'I wish I looked like a model.'

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

"We have room on flight 24 for your luggage, but not for you."

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.