Airplane Enthusiast Pillows

"I spy with my little eye—something on fire."

TSA Security

Airline concerns.

Setting Cabin Temperature

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'Hi, I'm Joe Smith, but my friends call me, Simba! Lord of the Jungle!'

Angels with Gas Masks

Budget airline charging extra for an oxygen tank.

"We have room on flight 24 for your luggage, but not for you."

When there's not much to do.

The Toad Less Travelled

"Sir, this is an exit row. Can you confirm that, in case of emergency, you're comfortable being the first to get the hell out?"

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'Just when I think their service can't get any worse...it does.'

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

Men getting off planes at airport and boarding people with wings

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'

Flight Socks.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airlines

Servicemen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Walking Luggage.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

TSA Noah

Cow Blue Arrows

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.