Chopper Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"I ran into someone's motorcycle outside. Who owns the chopper? No wait! Let me guess."

Airlines

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like to take chances.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Flight Socks.

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

Biker chopper shopper

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

"You do not have a QR-Code."

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

bird

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

Frederic Chopin.

Bev puts on an old favorite

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

I warned you to keep it low!

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

Airline concerns.

Multiple Migs

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

"We have room on flight 24 for your luggage, but not for you."

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"