Chopper Enthusiasts Gifts

"I ran into someone's motorcycle outside. Who owns the chopper? No wait! Let me guess."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like to take chances.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Flight Socks.

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

Biker chopper shopper

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

"You do not have a QR-Code."

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'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

Bev puts on an old favorite

Frederic Chopin.

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

I warned you to keep it low!

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'I wish I looked like a model.'

Airline concerns.

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

"We have room on flight 24 for your luggage, but not for you."

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.