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Bowling alley.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Lemonade Inc.

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

'The Saxon King' pub

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'The knights are drawing closer'

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Will work for Food Network.

Don Quichotte

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

Don Quilowatte

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

Inside voice!

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Knight Vision

Frederic Chopin.

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

'Avoid the fat, chewy ones. They'll pull the fillings right out of your head!'

Sir Gawain Fitzwaugh, Rust in Peace

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

'This is a classic case of siege mentality.'

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?'

'Look, if this fails we'll still have to do business with them, so try to be subtle about it.'