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Bowling alley.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Lemonade Inc.

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'The Saxon King' pub

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'The knights are drawing closer'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Will work for Food Network.

Don Quichotte

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

Don Quilowatte

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

'Avoid the fat, chewy ones. They'll pull the fillings right out of your head!'

Frederic Chopin.

Knight Vision

'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?'

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'This is a classic case of siege mentality.'

Sir Gawain Fitzwaugh, Rust in Peace

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

'Look, if this fails we'll still have to do business with them, so try to be subtle about it.'

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.