Cycling Kingpin T-Shirts

Two porters carry a king

Lemonade Inc.

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Will work for Food Network.

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

'As long as the gov't has a printing press, all deposits federally insured.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, doing your job of course!'

Various snacks and drinks

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

Safety Pin

'Man, I hate it when he goes crowd surfing.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

'Granted, you're the boss at home, Doris, but around here I'm the boss, I really am!'

Whisk

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

'Here lies one of THE GREAT contract negotiators...it says so in the fine print.'

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

"When we selected our keynote speaker, he had not yet been indicted for SEC violations."

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

"He's the big dog."

'I don't hold grudges... that's why I have lawyers.'

Bowling.