Kitty Kingpin T-Shirts

Kitty Business man, In Out boxes.

Lemonade Inc.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Will work for Food Network.

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

Amy Winehouse

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

Safety Pin

Whisk

'Man, I hate it when he goes crowd surfing.'

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

'Have you been buying useless football memorabilia off the internet again?'

"This is my lawyer, my lawyer's lawyer and my lawyer's lawyer's lawyer!"

Bowling.

"That reminds me of a joke..."

Two porters carry a king

"Like you, mom, I never waste leftover. Want some pizza slice, meatloaf hunk, chicken salad soup?"

'That's the last time I go there - Bagpipes and Karaoke just don't mix!'

Bowling alley.

"The government thought that because we're independent scientists we'll back them up as long as the money's ok. I told them that was true and we got the contract!"

'It's online, subscribers pay only for the articles they want, it's updated every day - are you sure we can call it a magazine?'