Kitty Kingpin Pillows

Kitty Business man, In Out boxes.

Lemonade Inc.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Will work for Food Network.

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

Safety Pin

Whisk

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

"This is my lawyer, my lawyer's lawyer and my lawyer's lawyer's lawyer!"

"That reminds me of a joke..."

Bowling.

Two porters carry a king

"Like you, mom, I never waste leftover. Want some pizza slice, meatloaf hunk, chicken salad soup?"

Bowling alley.

"The government thought that because we're independent scientists we'll back them up as long as the money's ok. I told them that was true and we got the contract!"

'That's the last time I go there - Bagpipes and Karaoke just don't mix!'

'It's online, subscribers pay only for the articles they want, it's updated every day - are you sure we can call it a magazine?'

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