Safety Kingpin Pillows

Safety Pin

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

Will work for Food Network.

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"Fasten your seat belt."

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"It's called being preemptive."

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Drop dead gorgeous

"Just one last crossing to make..."

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, doing your job of course!'

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

Pinocchio goes on holiday.

"You see - this machine can cut your work force in half!"

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."