Safety Kingpin Gifts

Safety Pin

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

Will work for Food Network.

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"Fasten your seat belt."

"It's called being preemptive."

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"Just one last crossing to make..."

Drop dead gorgeous

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

The guardrail brings it up to code.

"You see - this machine can cut your work force in half!"

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, doing your job of course!'

Pinocchio goes on holiday.

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.