Kingpin Gifts

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Lemonade Inc.

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Will work for Food Network.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, doing your job of course!'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

Safety Pin

'Granted, you're the boss at home, Doris, but around here I'm the boss, I really am!'

Whisk

'Man, I hate it when he goes crowd surfing.'

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

"When we selected our keynote speaker, he had not yet been indicted for SEC violations."

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

'Have you been buying useless football memorabilia off the internet again?'

'I don't hold grudges... that's why I have lawyers.'

'I have money, fame and power...but all it's done is made me happy.'

Two porters carry a king

"He's the big dog."

Bowling.