Construction Kingpin Gifts

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

Like father like son.

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Will work for Food Network.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, doing your job of course!'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Safety Pin

'Granted, you're the boss at home, Doris, but around here I'm the boss, I really am!'

Whisk

'Here lies one of THE GREAT contract negotiators...it says so in the fine print.'

"When we selected our keynote speaker, he had not yet been indicted for SEC violations."

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

"This is my lawyer, my lawyer's lawyer and my lawyer's lawyer's lawyer!"

"He's the big dog."

'I don't hold grudges... that's why I have lawyers.'

'I have money, fame and power...but all it's done is made me happy.'

Two porters carry a king

"Like you, mom, I never waste leftover. Want some pizza slice, meatloaf hunk, chicken salad soup?"

Bowling alley.

"As impressed as we are by your masonry skills, sir, I'm afraid that's no guarantee of a mortgage these days."