Construction King Gifts

Like father like son.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Building a company.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Town Planning Department

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"