Construction King Gifts

Like father like son.

"Any experience other than watching Bob The Builder with your kids?"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Building a company.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

Meow Power Demolition team.

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

Town Planning Department

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"