Construction Junkie Gifts

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Building a company.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

How to Build a Bungalow

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'