Construction Junkie T-Shirts

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Building a company.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

How to Build a Bungalow

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'